We Know Nothing About Your Bodies, But We Want To
teach you ours. We aren’t weak. Our skeletons
are built to stand even when certain parts break
or go missing. And while most of us are born
with collarbones, there are some who aren’t —
in the ’80s they made a living rescuing children
from wells. We’ve since stitched up every hole,
but the squeezers still exist — on this planet,
you don’t have to be useful to be kept around.
Our interests include improving the aesthetic
appeal of practical tools — cat eared umbrellas,
musical toilets, red bridges. Our main turn off
is nature, though we find ways around it. For
instance, with the right mix of chemicals
and a lot of patience, we can change a chicken
egg into a single-use camera. How advanced
are you? We’re not looking to move backwards —
even our primal yelps crawl up the throat and out
the mouth — but we’re known to be flexible in tight
situations, we’re known to be honest when desperate
and honestly, we’re right here if you like what you see.
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